The Ultimate Guide to Gooning Porn & How to Goon Properly
The Ultimate Guide to Gooning Porn & How to Goon Properly by Catherine Duffy
I made absolutely no secret about this: I’m a porn addict. From the sights and sounds to the aesthetic and the pornstars featured, I adore every aspect of it.
Recently, a few new readers have reached out to me and asked if I goon. Come on! You really should have guessed already if you’ve seen my work. Of course I Goon!
I usually set aside a few hours to do so every Friday night. Sometimes alone or sometimes with fellow Gooner friends.
“The more intense you go, Each scene gets dirtier, each pornstar gets hotter, and you literally become drunk over pussy.”
However, Gooning porn is still a fairly niche genre and hasn’t been discovered by the mainstream yet.
This means that many people are blissfully unaware of what it is and the realm of incredible pleasure it can introduce you to.
So in this article, I want to get you acquainted with the intense world of being a porn addict Gooner. By the end of this article, you’ll have learned things such as:
- What Gooning is and how it can massively intensify your orgasms.
- How to Goon safely to ensure a mind-blowing experience.
- Where to find the best Gooning porn there is.
So grab your lube and prepare to get intense. We’re going into a controversial realm of porn that not that many people know about. I will warn you though, it’s not for the faint-hearted.
What is Gooning porn?
Ok, the best place to start is to explain just what Gooning is. For me, it’s two things: A state of mind, a porn genre, and a form of intense masturbation. I’m going to break those three down simply shortly.
Gooning can be enjoyed regardless of gender, social status, etc. It consists of choosing to be a ”pornosexual” where you get a sexual thrill out of devoting yourself to hardcore porn. But it can be as intense or casual as you choose.
The Gooning porn genre:
Generally, Gooning porn is similar to that of sissy Hypno. It’s designed to humiliate and appeal to those who want to fantasize about porn controlling them, worshipping pornstars like goddesses, or encourage people to edge to porn.
It’s an immensely aesthetic genre and often features some of the most characteristic porn stars from around the world. However, some Gooning porn can be very intense. Always remember to keep it fun and don’t go too far down the rabbit hole so to speak.
For instance, some Gooner porn will encourage straight men to replicate the slutty acts of women on screen in their quest to dedicate themselves to porn. Always keep it consensual and never do anything you don’t want to do. Equally, don’t judge other people’s kinks!
The intense masturbation:
For me, a good Gooning session starts by drawing the curtains, getting comfortable, and masturbating to my favourite porn on a large TV. But my masturbation comes with a twist.
Rather than seeking an orgasm, I’ll get to the cusp of one and then stop. You know that incredibly subconscious feeling you get pre-orgasm? You maintain that without actually cumming.
Then, when the sensation subsides, you start again. The aim is to repeatedly bring yourself to the edge of cumming and then pull back. When you’re a quivering, cross-eyed mess and start to become entranced by the porn, you’re on your way.
The Gooning state of mind:
When Gooning properly, your mind will become intricately connected with your genitals. Essentially, your body becomes just an extension of them. Just the mere sight of stroking your cock or fingering your pussy will be enough to send you wild.
It’s edging with a more meditative aspect to it. When you Goon successfully, you end up in a trance, your mind goes blank, and you’re in a world of ecstasy but have pulled back from the overwhelming brink of an actual orgasm.
When you’ve gone deep and achieved the Gooner state of mind, you may find yourself involuntarily doing things like this:
- Involuntarily drooling as you watch pornstars deepthroat cock.
- Your tongue may hang out, wag and drip with spit. You might not even know you’re doing it.
- You start uttering deeply primal moaning, grunting, and groans.
So you’ll become lost in pleasure and smut. In the moment, all that matters is your cock or pussy and the enticing visionary masterpiece on the screen. It feels like it’s all been made personally for you. Each scene gets dirtier, each pornstar gets hotter, and you literally become drunk over pussy or cock.
My 5 essential Gooning toys
Successfully learning how to Goon can rarely be achieved by fingers alone. And if it can, it’s nowhere near as fun as it is with toys. So I’m going to share with you the contents of my little black Pornosexual bag that comes out every Friday!
From magic wand vibrators to virtual reality Gooning porn, most of these items can be essential in your journey to becoming a porn worshipper and can equally be used by men, women, and transsexuals alike.
A male masturbator designed by pornstars
If you want to edge until Goon status, don’t insult the porn mommies on screen by using your hand. Instead, invest in a quality male masturbator designed by some of the most iconic Gooning pornstars!
Some of my male Gooning club friends have attested to the Kiiroo Onyx+ Interactive Masturbator. This little beast features some of the best technology in the sex toy market, is fitted with a real sleeve based on the pussy of famous porn sluts, and is Bluetooth compatible.
Easy to use with a lot of power, this will revolutionize your Gooning porn journey and simultaneously allow you to pay homage and edge inside the virtual pussy of porn Queens whilst the proper men on screen taste the real thing!
You can pick one up for a great price over at Joy Love Dolls for a limited time only through our link.
A cock ring is a great edging sex toy
Next up is a toy solely for the boys or sissies among you. It’s a classic cock ring. This a great edging sex toy. Why? The purpose of edging is to get on the cusp of cumming but not reach it.
The cock is a wonderful organ, but it also gets excited easily. Sometimes the intensity of an edging session can get too much and you’ll feel the familiar feeling of ejaculation coming.
Sometimes, it’s impossible to stop. But a cock ring can add some resistance against ejaculation as well as keep the blood in your penis to maintain an erection longer. You can pick up a massive array of quality, affordable cockrings over at The Stockroom.
A prostate massager
If you truly want to edge, then don’t forget about the wonders of anal play. Forgetting about your ass in a Gooning session is a wasted opportunity in my opinion. With the right prostate massager, you can amplify your edging session to new levels.
There’s a huge range of prostate massagers from the cheap to the slightly more expensive, but advance, models. For men, I’d suggest one that will pound your prostate and stimulate your perineum too.
The combination of these two sensations combined will leave you a dribbling mess with a dripping cock. AKA? You’ll look like a suitable servant to the porn mommies you worship. I’d recommend the acclaimed Nexus Revo as the edging toy of choice for this.
Virtual reality porn is great for Gooning
When you’re gooning to porn, you end up feeling as though you’re in the room with them as the session goes on. But there is still the underlying reality that you’re not. Thanks to modern tech, it doesn’t have to be that way.
In recent years, virtual reality porn has come on leaps and bounds. There is an enormous range of VR smut to experience sex like real. I highly recommend watching porn this way whilst Gooning for added effect.
But choosing the best VR porn can be a daunting task with the number of producers out there. Luckily for you, I recently compiled a list of ten of the very best virtual reality porn creators out there.
A pocket pussy gets you the pornstar experience you deserve
You know the mantra: Stay pussy free! But that doesn’t mean your little Gooner cock is barred from a rubber pussy. From Asa Akira to Riely Reid, several porn goddesses have created pornstar fleshlight based on the moulds of their real pussy.
As well as being a great edging tool, they’re a fantastic way to humiliate yourself to porn. As you watch real men enjoy the actual pussy, you’re relegated to the replica as you devote yourself to porn.
There’s a lot of cheap replicas of Fleshlights out there, which I highly advise you to stay away from. Only purchase from the Offical Fleshlight website where their entire range of pornstar pocket pussies is for sale.
Bonus: Join a Goon club!
As a bonus point, Gooning porn doesn’t have to be enjoyed alone. There are lots of Goon clubs online that are dedicated to sharing this kinky smut and connect Gooners.
I use Reddit to find and share some of the latest cutting-edge Gooner porn. Feel free to join the Whoreurope subreddit where I regularly post. You can also arrange meetups to edge together with other Gooners, too!
Trust me, the Gooner community is a great place to be. Whether you’re meeting up with other pornosexuals to edge your cocks and pussies into oblivion, share tips and advice, or swap your favourite Gooning porn material, it can be a great addition to your kink.
Now, become a pornosexual
So, whether you’re a dedicated Gooner or thinking of delving into a very rewarding new kink, this article has shed light on how to goon properly and the best edging toys you can use to do so.
Overall, Gooning porn and intense edging are certainly not for everybody. I find it results in me being completely focused on my pleasure whilst taking away my ability to think of anything else.
I want to cum so badly when I’m Gooning. But I don’t because this means the fun sensation will be over and I get such a thrill of being controlled by the porn actresses I adore on screen.
Disclaimer: The act of ‘Gooning’ can lead to pleasure but can result in negative effects if irresponsibly carried out to excess. This article aims to shed light on the fetish as a consensual and enjoyable form of pleasure. Whilst the kink of being addicted to porn is fine, an actual addiction can be harmful and harm your normal life. If at any time you feel porn or Gooning is harming you, take advantage of various online resources that are designed to help with porn addiction.
